Saturday, September 22, 2007

TV Movie Review: Highlander: The Source

Highlander: The Source




In Brief: What's Good

  • Because it was originally meant for theatrical release, the production quality is higher than a typical Sci-Fi Channel original movie.


In Brief: What's Not So Good

  • Weird, unclear plot.

  • Lame villain.

  • Unsatisfying, anti-climactic, nonsensical ending.

  • No historical flashbacks, a trademark element of the previous movies and TV show.


Summary:
F Story
C Acting
C Directing
C Visuals

Duncan MacLeod, from the Clan MacLeod, is the Scottish Highlander immortal. In an apparent near-future setting, the world has turned to crap, and Duncan is now a brooding, drinking loner somewhere in a perpetually-burning Eastern Europe.


Meanwhile, his human ex-fiance named Anna is having visions of planets aligning and is hearing something in her head about the Source. The Source is, well, I just watched the movie, and I still don't totally understand what it is. But, I think it's supposed to be some supernatural energy that is the source of immortal power and contains a special "gift" to the one most worthy to receive it (I won't give away what the gift is).


Duncan, Anna, and three other mortals go on a "quest" to find the Source. Along the way, they face further visions, fights, betrayals, losses, a weird motorcycle-driving woodland cult, and the Guardian. The Guardian is--if I "understand" correctly--another immortal who is so old and so powerful that he has the ability to move super-fast. Despite being powerful and "evil" (I guess), he's also almost laughably corny. Basically, he's an immortal, a WWE wrestler, and The Flash, all wrapped into one.

The worst thing about the Highlander franchise is that it shouldn't be a franchise. The very first movie, way back in the '80s, is self-contained and should permanently wrap up the mythology of the immortals. But, every movie ignores the one before. Highlander 2 is, without any doubt whatsoever, one of the most painfully bad movies in cinematic history, and Highlander 3 is just okay (thanks to totally ignoring Highlander 2).

The never-should-have-been franchise was redeemed somewhat, however, by the TV show about Connor MacLeod's immortal clan cousin, Duncan. I actually liked it and probably saw every episode. It ignored the ending of the first movie, leading to something astoundingly retconish {retroactive continuity -ish} in the first Duncan-based movie, Highlander: Endgame.


Well, as if the Highlander franchise wasn't self-destructive enough already, Highlander: The Source breaks the rules even more. When an immortal takes another immortal's head, there's a series of explosive energy bursts called the Quickening. Despite several heads being taken in this movie, there's only one Quickening. Is the lack of Quickenings an appropriate element of the story, or is it simply a budget constraint? Perhaps both. There's also a scene where Duncan draws a sword on another immortal while on holy ground, a *huge* no-no. His characteristic Japanese katana, which he wielded with sufficient coolness throughout the entire TV series, is broken at some point in the movie, leaving Duncan to fight with two dinky short swords, and occasionally no sword at all.

There are also several logic flaws and inconsistencies in the movie:

(1) When immortals take heads, they supposedly gain the "power" of the immortals they kill. Very rarely, usually only with villains, have we seen the "power" manifest itself as super-human abilities or strength. Immortals, despite their rapid healing, lack of aging, inability to have children, and ability to sense the proximity of other immortals, are relatively human in other ways. But, there's a scene near the beginning in which Duncan MacLeod jumps off a high building and lands flat on his feet, like he were a comic book superhero or kung-fu action star.

(2) Anna and her accompanying immortals keep looking up at the night sky to see the planets aligning. The planets look enormous, as if they're millions of miles closer to the Earth than they actually are. If they were close enough to see that well, as they are in this movie, the gravitational forces would probably rip Earth apart, or at the very least cause some gargantumongous tsunamis.

(3) There's one point in the movie in which the Guardian is able to sneak up on an immortal, something immortals can't do since they can detect when other immortals are around. One of the characters even asks why the Guardian was able to bypass their detection? In the very next scene, all the immortals do sense another immortal around, and it's the Guardian. So, can the Guardian be detected by other immortals or not?

(4) This last nitpick may be less of an inconsistency and more a case of the writers playing around with timelines or alternate realities. The setting for this movie appears to be a post-apocolyptic future. It's at least a few years in the future because Methos and a couple other immortals are using holographic communication technology that does not exist currently. Plus, there's been enough time for almost all the Watchers (a secret organization of humans that observe immortals and record their history) to be wiped out, leaving Duncan's ex-Watcher Joe Dawson as one of the few--if not only--surviving Watchers. But, despite the futuristic setting, Joe Dawson doesn't look much older than he did in the TV show, even though the show has been off the air almost a decade. You'd think they'd have made Joe look about 10 to 20 years older to explain the timeline jump, but he seems to have aged pretty slowly in a harsh world.


Nitpicks aside, the story is very disjointed. Duncan MacLeod, as a brooding, defeated mess who's lost his woman and his favorite sword is not as interesting to watch as the noble and honorable hero we're used to seeing. The quest he and his companions are on seems underdeveloped as this Source that they're after feels very vague. We really don't know until the end what the point of the Source is supposed to be, and even that is explained using a series of clips from earlier in the movie, a voice-over by Anna, and a handful of light-bathed images. The revelation at the end is not satisfying, spits somewhat in the face of the Highlander mythology (unless this is mercifully the last installment of the franchise), and is revealed only a minute or two before the end credits, leaving no time to reflect or follow up on this new change in Duncan's life.


Despite all the negatives, the movie just barely redeems itself from absolute failure by inducing less boredom and having slightly higher production quality than the usual Sci-Fi Channel original movie. It's also nice to see old TV characters Duncan MacLeod, Methos, and Joe Dawson again, even if I don't like what happens to them. It's oddly comforting in a way to see them again even if the story surrounding them is crap. It's kind of like finding an old college sweatshirt in the bottom drawer of your spare dresser: The sweatshirt doesn't fit the same as it used to and has that weird been-in-a-drawer-for-years smell to it, but it's still warm and soft to the touch. You can't quite bring yourself to donate it to Goodwill yet, but you don't want to wear it again either. (Is this a weird analogy? Okay, I won't use it again.)



Fun Facts from Wikipedia


The movie was filmed in 2005 and faced a series of delays in being released. Originally meant for theatrical release, it finally premiered as a direct-to-TV movie on Sci-Fi Channel on Saturday 15 September 2007. Plans for The Source to be the first of a new Highlander trilogy are now up in the air.

Bizarre Facts from Internet Movie Database


Joel Soisson's version of the script had Duncan MacLeod living at a gas station, next to a run-down airplane, in the middle of the desert. Also in the script, MacLeod smoked, wore cowboy boots and a hat, and had a pet monkey named Connor. {Wow, this version of the movie sounds even worse than what I just watched.}

Friday, September 21, 2007

Nerd Test

I took this Nerd Test after seeing the scores of Cat, a.k.a. SciFiRanterGirl, on her blog.

My scores are in the graphic below:


NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber Cool Sci-Fi / Comic Geek.  What are you?  Click here!


It's not a perfect test. Considering that I majored in math in college, technology is a big part of my life, and that I'm very shy & introverted, I would have expected the Science/Math, Technology/Computer, and Dumb/Dork/Awkward scores to be higher. Also, I'm not a huge comics reader, so my high Sci-Fi/Comics score is based solely on the science fiction portion. I'm also surprised my History/Literature score isn't even lower than it already is.

Click on the graphic to take the test yourself.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Live Blogging: 2007 Primetime Emmy Awards (Hour Three)

[10:04] Masi Oka from Heroes is up to introduce Tom from MySpace who is presenting an Emmy to Al Gore for Achievement in Interactive Programming (over the internet). I wonder if Gore will announce a presidential bid, or at least joke about doing so.

[10:07] No presidential announcement from Gore.

[10:08] Brad Garrett and Joely Fisher are up to present... Holy crap, Joely's cleavage is moving around!!! I don't know if those are real or not, but either way, she's got some muscles underneath, uh, those. Brad is joking about them. What award is this for? Oh, Best Performance in a Variety, Music, or Comedy Special. The winner is: Tony Bennett, yet again.

[10:10] Anthony Anderson and Teri Hatcher are up to announce the nominees for Best Guest Actors & Actresses in Comedies. The winners were: Stanley Tucci and Elaine Stritch (sp?) for, uh, two shows. I'm losing focus. Can you tell?

[10:13] Elaine has trouble reading the teleprompter. She says she's not faking it, that she really doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Then she struggles to read out the joke on the teleprompter. She won an Emmy??? Anyway, they're presenting Best Directing for a Comedy. The winner is: Richard Shepherd for the Ugly Betty pilot. Okay, I can see that. Really good episode; really good pilot. The director for the musical episode of Scrubs was also nominated, and he/she would have been my first choice.

[10:16] Anthony and Teri are back for Best Writing in a Comedy. Two of the nominees are for 30 Rock. The winner is: Greg Daniels for the "Gay Witch Hunt" episode of The Office.



[10:24] Wayne Brady is out to present... something. But, first, he's making two semi-randomly chosen stars to do some kind of competition. It's Rainn Wilson, from The Office, and Kanye West. The competition is regarding the lyrics of music of... Kanye West. Kanye West goes first and gets it wrong because he pronounces the last word "you" instead of the more proper "ya." Rainn does it and gets it right. That was kind of dumb and took way too much time. It's crap like this that makes award shows three hours or longer, which also causes the winners of some of the more anticipated awards have to rush through their acceptance speeches. If they cut out half of the "cute" little comedy moments and half the musical numbers, they'd have time to let the more important winners at the end have just as much time as the obscure people who win awards in the middle of the show.

[10:29] Rainn and Kanye are presenting Best Reality Competition. The winner is: The Amazing Race. Wow, don't they win every year? They practically have an army on stage to accept the award.



[10:35] Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are up. Colbert has a gas-powered leaf blower on his back. Stewart berates him for using a gas-powered motor indoors at the first "green" Emmys. Colbert claims that the motor runs on alternative fuel -- the tears of Al Gore. Okay, I like these guys, but even their skit is going on too long. Hello, third hour of the show. Important awards still to give out. Tick-tock, tick-tock.

[10:38] Finally... Stephen and Jon are presenting the Lead Comedy Actor. The winner is: Ricky Gervais, for Extras. Gervais is not there, so Jon jokes that they're going to give the award to their friend Steve Carell, who then runs up on stage and jumps with Stephen and Jon for joy.

[10:40] Felicity Huffman and Hugh Laurie are presenting Best Lead Drama Acress. The winner is: Sally Field. Yay!!! She was my first choice. Of course, it's partly because I don't watch any of the other shows of the other actresses. Okay, Field hasn't been cut off by the music quite yet, but she's also talking really, really fast.

[10:42] Okay, now Field's trying to continue over the music, but she forgets what she's saying. Then, she remembers, they give up on the music, and then they cut off the sound and cut to the weird ceiling angle again. I wonder if Field got censored.

[10:43] Now, their doing the In Memory portion for those that died during the year. Larry "Bud" Melman (from David Letterman Show) Don Herbert (Mr. Wizard). Steve Irwin. Joel Siegel (movie critic). Jack Palance. Tom Poston. Tom Snyder. Ed Bradley. Merv Griffin.



[10:51] William Shatner and Debra Messing are up to present Best Lead Comdedy Actress. Come on America Ferrera!!! The winner is: America Ferrera, for Ugly Betty!!! Yay!!! Granted, I don't watch the other shows people are nominated for either. But, America really is deserving too.

[10:54] Jimmy Smits and Kate Walsh are up to present... Their new shows coming this fall. Okay, the award... Best Lead Drama Actor. The winner is: James Spader, for Boston Legal. Wow!!! That's a surprise. I love Hugh Laurie (House), Spader, and Denis Leary (Rescue Me), but Laurie was slightly more my 1st choice. Spader was my 2nd, with Leary being an equally close 3rd. I'm shocked that it wasn't James Gandolfini, for The Sopranos. In fact, in his acceptance speech, Spader said he felt like he just stole a bunch of money from the mob. Well, if Spader can get the acting Emmy over Gandolfini, maybe Sopranos won't necessarily get the Drama Series award.



[11:02] Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton are presenting Best Comedy Series. The winner is: 30 Rock. (???) I'm surprised Ugly Betty didn't get it. Again, I don't watch any of those shows other than Ugly Betty.

[11:08] Helen Mirren is up to present Best Drama Series. Nominees: Boston Legal, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, House, Sopranos. The winner is: The Sopranos. Boooo!!! Oh well. It's not much of a surprise, with it being their last year. Maybe it's as good as most say. I don't have HBO, so I've never seen a single episode. My hopes were for House or at least Heroes. I would also have been pleasantly surprised with Boston Legal and somewhat okay with Grey's Anatomy.

[11:11] Yay!!! It's over. Now I can watch the season finale of The 4400 on TiVo. Good night.

Live Blogging: 2007 Primetime Emmy Awards (Hour Two)

[09:02] Queen Latifah is introducing a tribute to Roots.

[09:05] Now, they've got seven of the cast members of Roots on stage. Cicely Tyson, Ben Varene, Levar Burton, John Amos, Louis Gossett Jr., Ed Asner, and one other person whose name I don't remember (not familiar with her at all). Anyway, they're up there to announce the winner for Best Mini-Series. And, the winner is: Broken Trail. Robert Duvall gives the acceptance speech.

[09:09] Neill Patrick Harris and Hayden Paniteirre (sp?) are announcing the nominees for Guest Actor/Actress Awards.

[09:11] The winner of the Guest Actress Award -- who I don't recognize -- is presenting the Best Drama Directing Award. The winner is: Alan Taylor for Sopranos. Some of the other nominees included directors from a great episode of Battlestar Galactica, an episode of Heroes, and the pilot for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

[09:14] Hayden and Neill are back with Best Drama Writing. The winner is: David Chase for Sopranos. Sopranos had three nominations, two of which were from David Chase. The other two were from Battlestar Galactica and Lost.



[09:20] Steve Carell is presenting Best Variety, Music, or Comedy Series. The nominees are the usual late night shows. The winner is: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. That definitely would have been my first choice. Yay!

[09:24] Carell is back with Best Variety, Music, or Comedy Special. The nominees are varied and obscure. The winner is the Tony Bennett special.

[09:27] Ryan is introducing some suits from Ernst & Young who are in charge of something dealing with the Emmys. Whatever.

[09:28] Mark Harmon and Marcia Cross are presenting Best Supporting Mini-Series or Movie Actress. The winner is: Judy Davis for The Starter Wife. She's not there. Oh well.

[09:29] The chairman of the TV Academy is up now doing a general tribute to TV and the Emmys. Boring.



[09:36] Glenn Close, Kyra Sedgwick, and May Louise Parker are up now presenting an award for Best TV Movie. Their microphones don't seem to be working, and Mary Louise almost acts like she doesn't want to be there, at least for a second. Myabe she realized her mic was messing up and it distracted her. The winner: Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

[09:39] Joe Montegna (sp?) is introducing musical group The Jersey Boys, which maybe is a musical tribute to the Sopranos (???). I don't know.

[09:44] Now, the entire cast of The Sopranos are up on stage. Hmm. I guess the musical number was a tribute. So, they haven't even won the Best Drama Series award yet, and they get stage time anyway? Odd.



[09:49] Sally Field and Patrick Dempsey are presenting Best Lead Actress in a Mini-Series or Movie. Lot of big names in this category. The winner is: the biggest name of them all, the Queen herself, Helen Mirren, for Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theater). I like her. Didn't see her mini-series or movie, but I'm very cool with her winning. She just made a comment that Americans are very generous. Wow, she actually requested that the music cut her off because she knew she was babbling. Yeah, I like her a lot.

[09:52] Lewis Black is up presenting... nothing. He was just up there for a tirade that I chose not to pay attention to because I'm multi-tasking and commenting on someone else's blog right now.

[09:56] Two people I don't recognize are presenting Best Director for a Mini-Series or Movie. The winner is: Phillip Martin for Prime Suspect: The FInal Act (Masterpiece Theater) Wow, he had a super short speech.

[09:57] The same two people are back for Best Writing for a Mini-Series or Movie. The winner is: Frank Deasy for Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theater). Wow, he was super short with his speech too. These British guys know how to say it and get it over with.

Live Blogging: 2007 Primetime Emmy Awards (Hour One)

[08:04] Okay, getting a slightly late start on the live blogging. Two characters from The Family Guy just sang a cute song about today's TV shows. And now, Ryan Seacrest, the host, is on stage.

[08:06] Ryan just hit on two of the women from Desperate Housewives. Then he talked to William Shatner. Ryan knows too much about fashion. He keeps commenting on people's clothes.

[08:08] We just dodged a bullet. I thought Ryan was about to sing. It was just a fake-out. Before that, he pointed out that the Emmys are "in the round," with the stage being in the center and the audience surrounding all sides.

[08:09] Ray Romano is on stage for the first award. He's babbling right now, and the camera cut to a weird ceiling angle for a few seconds with the audio cut off. I wonder if something happened requiring some censoring or it was a random glitch.

[8:11] After two minutes of a stand-up "comedy" routine, Romano is finally getting to the nominations of Best Supporting Comedy Actors. Jeremy Piven from Entourage got it. I don't watch any of these shows, so I don't care.

[08:14] America Ferrera and Vanessa Williams are on stage for Best Supporting Drama Actors. My vote is for Michael Emerson from Lost or Masi Oka from Heroes. Williams Shatner wouldn't be bad either. The winner is: Terry O'Quinn. Wow. He would have been my 4th choice. I didn't even think he had much to do on Lost this season. I guess the nomination and win were based soley on the one or two episode that were Locke-centric. That's nice; he commends his castmate, Michael Emerson. The music cuts him off.



[08:21] We're back from break, and Ryan is going on about women on TV. He works in a joke about drugs and Paula Abdul that catches Paula off guard.

[08:22] Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tiny Fey are giving out the award for Best Supporting Comedy Actress. My first choice is Vanessa Williams, because Ugly Betty is the only comedy I watch. And the winner is: Jaime Pressley, from My Name is Earl. I would have been okay with Jenna Fischer winning too. I saw my first episode of The Office today, and from what I know of Jenna's character Pam from that episode and random clips I've seen, I'd say I could easily get a crush on Pam.

[08:26] Kyle Chandler and Katherine Heigl are presenting Best Supporting Actor in a Mini-Series or Movie. Katherine couldn't resist correcting the announcer on the pronounciation of her last name (high-gul, not high-jel). I don't know; I think she should have just let it go. Thomas Haden Church won for Broken Trail.



[08:33] Ellen Degeneres is asking Hugh Laurie is she should have "something" removed. I like her. She's funny. Except right now she's kind of babbling, which I have mixed feelings about. She's introducing a montage of late night show one-liners. The montage doubles as a tribute to Tom Snyder who died this past year.

[08:37] Eva Longoria and the cast of Entourage are presenting Best Supporting Drama Actresses. My main picks are for Rachel Griffiths from Brothers & Sisters or Chandra Wilson from Grey's Anatomy. The winner is: Katherine Heigl. She would have been my 3rd choice. You can tell that Katherine reacted by saying, "Oh, sshhit," because the sound cut out, and they cut to the weird ceiling camera again. Oddly, I doubt you could have heard her anyway, so I guess they didn't want to offend anyone who could read lips.

[08:41] Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jon Cryer are presenting Best Writing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Series. The nominees come from the following shows: Colbert Report, Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Late Show with David Letterman, and Real Time with Bill Maher. The visual montages of the writing teams are hilarious. I hope those end up on YouTube. The winner is: Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Weird. That would have been my 3rd or 4th choice. My first choice would have been Daily Show.



[08:50] Ryan just made a good joke about the cast of Kid Nation all on treadmills providing power for the awards show. Now, a musical number with Tony Bennett and Christina Aguilera. Say what?

[08:53] Okay, the musical number wasn't bad but was kind of pointless. Christina looks much more mature and classy than she did in her skanky phase, but she also looks over-processed (too much make-up).

[08:54] Alec Baldwin is now presenting Best Directing for Variety, Music, or Comedy Series. The winner is: Rob Marshall for some kind of Tony Bennett special. Okay, I guess that's why they got Bennett to sing beforehand.

[08:55] Ali Larter and Keifer Sutherland are presenting Best Lead Actor in Mini-Series or Movie. The winner is: Robert Duvall for Broken Trail. Didn't see it; don't care. But, I do like Robert Duvall, so good for him.

2007 Emmy Picks

The Emmys are tonight. Real quick, before they air, my wishes and predictions are below.

Bold: My 1st or 2nd pick
Italics: I've seen zero episodes of this show, or maybe one episode only

Best Drama Series


  • House

  • Heroes

  • Boston Legal

  • Grey's Anatomy

  • The Sopranos


Technically, House is my very 1st choice, but Heroes wouldn't be bad either. I love Boston Legal, but I doubt it would win. I'm kind of surprised it's even nominated. Grey's Anatomy is good but over-rated. Plus, this was it's worst season.

Best Comedy Series


  • Ugly Betty

  • Entourage

  • The Office

  • 30 Rock

  • Two and a Half Men


I only watch Ugly Betty. My pick by default.

Best Variety, Music, or Comedy Series


  • The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

  • Late Nigt with Conan O'Brien

  • Late Show with David Letterman

  • The Colbert Report

  • Real Time with Bill Maher


If Daily Show doesn't win, I'd be okay with David Letterman too.

Best Lead Drama Actor


  • Hugh Laurie, House

  • Denis Leary, Rescue Me

  • James Spader, Boston Legal

  • James Gandolfini, The Sopranos

  • Kiefer Sutherland, 24


This is a great category. It's tough. I love James Spader and Denis Leary, but Hugh Laurie is just a tad more impressive. If he doesn't get it, Spader would be my 2nd choice by a hair.

Best Lead Comedy Actor


  • Tony Shalhoub, Monk

  • Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

  • Steve Carrell, The Office

  • Ricky Gervais, Extras

  • Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men


I've seen a few eps of Monk. It's not super, and I think Shalhoub is over-rated, but he's the only one I'm familiar with.

Best Lead Drama Actress


  • Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters

  • Patricia Arquette, Medium

  • Minnie Driver, The Riches

  • Edie Falco, The Sopranos

  • Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

  • Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer


I've seen a few eps of Medium, and Arquette is pretty good. But, out of these, B&S is the only one I watch regularly, so Sally Field wins my vote by default.

Best Lead Comedy Actress


  • America Ferrera, Ugly Betty

  • Felicity Huffman, Desperate Housewives

  • Tina Fey, 30 Rock

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine

  • Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds


I stopped watching Desperate Housewives. Huffman is great, but Ugly Betty's Ferrera is my pick.

Best Supporting Drama Actor


  • Michael Emerson, Lost

  • Masi Oka, Heroes

  • T.R. Knight, Grey's Anatomy

  • Terry O'Quinn, Lost

  • William Shatner, Boston Legal

  • Michael Imperioli, The Sopranos


Terry O'Quinn didn't do as much this year on Lost. I think T.R. Knight is over-rated. William Shatner is great, but his character often doesn't have much to do. Emerson is successfully creepy in his role, and Oka is super as a hero.

Best Supporting Comedy Actor


  • Jon Cryer, Two and Half Men

  • Kevin Dillon, Entourage

  • Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother

  • Jeremy Piven, Entourage

  • Riann Wilson, The Office


Who cares. I watch none of these

Best Supporting Drama Actress


  • Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters

  • Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy

  • Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy

  • Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy

  • Lorraine Bracco, The Sopranos

  • Aida Turturro, The Sopranos


Not a great category. I think some people got overlooked here.

Best Supporting Comedy Actress


  • Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty

  • Conchata Ferrell, Two and Half Men

  • Jenna Fisher, The Office

  • Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds

  • Jamie Pressly, My Name is Earl

  • Holland Taylor, Two and Half Men


Another default vote. I'd rather the Ugly Betty nom had gone to Ana Ortiz or maybe even the girl who plays Amanda (can't remember her name right now).

Overdue Movie Review: Rush Hour 3

Rush Hour 3




In Brief: What's Good

  • Excellent martial arts scenes from Jackie Chan.

  • Funny at times.


In Brief: What's Not So Good

  • Too few martial arts scenes from Jackie Chan.

  • A little Chris Tucker goes a long way.

  • The format of these movies is getting predictable.


Summary:
C- Story
C+ Acting
B- Directing
B Visuals

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker return for the third, and likely final, installment in the Rush Hour 3 franchise. It's three years later, and Lee (Chan) and Carter (Tucker) have gone their separate ways. Carter is directing traffic, and Lee is helping protect Ambassador Han (the Consul from the first movie). When an assassin attempts to kill Han, Lee and Carter's paths cross, and they once again team up to find the assassin and protect Han and his now group-up daughter Soo Yung.


I know that the Rush Hour movies haven't gotten the greatest reviews in the world. But, I've liked the movies, mostly because I love Jackie Chan's highly acrobatic and intricately choreographed martial arts scenes but without all the awkward dubbing of his movies originally filmed in Chinese. I like his Owen Wilson team-ups in Shanghai Noon and Shanghai Knights for the same reasons.


However, Owen Wilson has quieter charisma and more charming demeanor than the over-the-top Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan's sidekick from the Rush Hour movies. And, a liiiittle Chris Tucker goes a loooong way. In fact, when watching the first Rush Hour movie on TV recently, it wasn't as good as I remembered it being. In the third installment, Tucker's loudmouth nature does get a bit annoying at times. I would now say that the 2nd movie is probably the best in the franchise. (Who knows, if I catch the 2nd one on TV sometime soon, I may change my mind.)

Also, after three movies, I think I now see a pattern in how each one is written. (1) An unusual set of circumstances bring Carter and Lee together. (2) Carter and Lee reluctantly "agree" to work together even though they are completely incompatible as colleagues. (3) Carter begins every subsequent scene by saying, "Here, Lee, let me handle this," as he proceeds to get himself into some kind of trouble, usually in the form of getting his butt kicked. Meanwhile, one of two things occurs: (4-A) Lee gets mixed up in the same trouble Carter does, or (4-B) Lee goes exploring on his own while Carter yells and makes a fool of himself. Next, either: (5-A) The trouble, once it's achieved its cheap laugh, ends abruptly so that Carter and Lee can go back to work, or (5-B) Lee finds his own trouble, often with a female martial artist, and uses his acrobatic skills until a moment in which Carter must help him out. After several repetitions of steps 4 & 5, we eventually get to a point in which: (6) Carter and Lee offend each other and go their separate ways. (7) Carter and Lee team back up in the climactic confrontation in which Carter actually shows a marginally higher level of intelligence & professionalism, at least to the point that he's somewhat effective as a cop. (8) Lee and Carter save the day in an unlikely way and go dancing off screen like they're the best of friends.

Sprinkled in along the way are Carter hitting on women, Carter confusing Lee's fights with female bad guys as him hooking up with women, Carter and Lee reminiscing about their heroic fathers who were also cops, and a bad guy inevitably being an old Caucasian male mixed up with the Chinese mob.


To set itself appart, the third installment is set in Paris, includes a bad guy from Lee's childhood, gets supporting cast help from a French taxi driver familiar with the action-packed nature of American cop movies, includes a secret list of Chinese mobster names hidden in an unlikely place, and has its climactic fight sequence occur on, in, and around the Eiffel Tower.


Luckily, each Rush Hour movie also includes a set of outtakes and bloopers during the end credits. So far, the funniest outtake is from the 2nd movie in which a bad guy has just fallen from a high window onto a car parked below, and Chris Tucker, breaking character, looks down at the guy from the window and yells, "Daaaamn. He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!!!"

Despite the formulaic nature and Chris Tucker's occasionally nerve-grating performance, the Rush Hour movies are still fun to watch, and that includes the 3rd installment. If you're not a fan of Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, the much criticized director Brett Ratner, or this franchise in general, maybe that's why Rush Hour 3 came out this summer. In a summer full of no less than six "threequels" (Spider-Man 3, Pirates 3, Shrek the Third, Ocean's 13, Bourne Ultimatum, Rush Hour 3) when else could the not-universely-loved Rush Hour franchise get away with capping off its trilogy? Okay, so it wasn't great. It's still not that bad either. I still enjoyed it--most of it anyway.



Fun Facts from Internet Movie Database


At one time, the producers condsidered shooting both a 3rd & 4th installment back-to-back. (So, maybe this franchise isn't dead afterall.) Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme were both considered to play the villains.

WAAYY Overdue Movie Review: The Bourne Ultimatum

The Bourne Ultimatum




In Brief: What's Good

  • Excellent performance by Matt Damon in one of his best roles as amnesiac assassin Jason Bourne.

  • A variety of interesting locales, including New York City, London, Berlin, Madrid, Paris, and Morocco.

  • Movie has a very high "cool factor."


In Brief: What's Not So Good

  • The action is so non-stop, it's almost like there's no climax to the movie.

  • One major revelation near the end of the movie is realistic and not surprising. But, it's also a little disappointing at the same time.


Summary:
B- Story
A- Acting
B+ Directing
A- Visuals

Ultimatum caps off the Bourne trilogy. David Webb, a.k.a. Jason Bourne, is an ex-CIA assassin still on the run from his handlers after suffering from amnesia in the original movie.

Ultimatum first picks up where the middle installment left off, with Bourne fleeing from Moscow police and attempting to dress his wounds. Then, there's a six-week jump in the story, and Bourne tracks down the brother of his former companion Marie to let him know that Marie is dead. On the way, Bourne learns of a journalist who knows about the top secret CIA project that led to Bourne's former career as an assassin. Knowing that going public with what he knows will get the journalist killed, Bourne tracks down the journalist and attempts to protect him.

From there, the plot gets a little complicated with Bourne playing a cat & mouse game with the CIA while trying to gain information about his past. The chase takes him to various locations in Europe, Northern Africa, and finally New York, where Bourne goes to confront a person from his past, face to face.


Rounding out the cast are David Strathairn as Noah Vosen, a CIA Deputy Director in charge of Operation Blackbriar (formerly Treadstone), the program that turned Bourne into an assassin; Joan Allen, returning from the middle movie as Pamela Landy, another CIA Deputy Director who is caught between helping Vosen and Bourne; and Julia Stiles, a veteran of the entire trilogy as Nicky Parsons, Bourne's former contact, who he enlists to help him uncover his past.


Typically, "shaky-cam" really bothers me. It was one of the worst aspects of the recent Transformers movie. It even bothered me when I saw Bourne Supremacy (the middle movie of the Bourne trilogy) for the first time in the theater. However, after seeing Supremacy again on the small screen, I came to appreciate the shaky camera work--to a certain extent--because it gives the movie a very immediate & kinetic feel. Somehow, it works for me, perhaps because director Paul Greengrass seems to know how to use the method correctly, while other directors don't get it right but use it anyway. It's rare for me to do so, but I actually give shaky-cam a pass in Greengrass's two Bourne films. Only twice in Ultimatum--once during a car chase and once during a hand combat scene--did shaky-cam get a little excessive to the point of making the action hard to follow.

The worst part of Bourne Ultimatum is a revelation that occurs near the end of the movie. It's a huge plot point, so I can't give it away. I will say that this revelation makes sense. It's understandable and believable. But, I also wish it weren't true. You may feel the same way if you're a fan of this trilogy.

I wish I could say that Ultimatum is the best of the Bourne trilogy. Maybe I could after a 2nd viewing. But, as exciting as the movie is, it doesn't seem to have as much substance as the first two. Jason Bourne has pieced together most of his past, so there's only one or two more things to learn. That mostly leaves a lot of action. But, there's so much action, the movie doesn't seem to reach a high point, and there are fewer quieter moments for you to recharge and appreciate the next big chase scene. Still, the Bourne trilogy is an excellent saga, and this is a respectable installment (if not conclusion). If you want pulse-pounding moments from a summer movie, this one will not disappoint.



Fun Fact from Internet Movie Database


The film crew were unable to shut down Waterloo station, so pedestrians can be seen looking and pointing at the camera.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

WAAYY Overdue Movie Review: Ratatouille

Ratatouille




In Brief: What's Good

  • Excellent graphics & animation, as usual with all Pixar films.

  • Cute and well-designed (although a little flawed and occasionally creepy) story.


In Brief: What's Not So Good

  • A bit formulaic and predictable at times.

  • Even though it's a cartoon, it's still a little hard to accept a rat who knows how to cook and who gets his chance by hiding under a human's hat and controlling his actions.

  • Some of the French accents are pretty thick at times. If it's hard for me to understand occasionally, I would think little kids would have even more trouble.

  • I couldn't help but wonder if some of the food names and cooking terminology would be hard for kids to understand too.

  • Some of the backstory of Linguini's character also seem to be a little mature for kids.


Summary:
C+ Story
B- Acting
B- Directing
A Visuals

Patton Oswalt voices Remy, a rat from the French countryside who is not your typical rat. Remy knows how to read, enjoys watching cooking shows on TV, and has a nose for foods of higher quality than most rats are used to eating. Remy is more ambitious than his father Django (Brian Dennehy), brother Emile (Peter Sohn), and other rats of his clan. He longs to move to the city and to become a chef like a human.


One day, through odd circumstances, Remy is separated from his family and given the chance to pursue his dream at a once famous Parisian restaurant, Gusteau's, named after it's former owner and head chef who has now passed away. There, he meets Linguini (Lou Romano), an accident-prone dish washer who becomes the key to Remy becoming a chef in a real restaurant without being run out for being a rat.


Rounding out the cast are Ian Holm as Skinner, the former sous-chef at Gusteau's who has taken over the restaurant and has greedy plans for Gusteau's recipes; Brad Garrett as the ghost of Gusteau; Janeane Garofalo as Gusteau's only female cook named Colette; Peter O'Toole as Anton Ego, the creepy restaurant critic who may determine the fate of Gusteau's in his next review; and the Pixar veteran John Ratzenberger in the supporting role of Mustafa, the waiter/host at Gusteau's.


Ratatouille is a cute movie that works well enough if you don't take it too seriously. You have to buy into the idea that in the animated world, one rat out of billions can somehow be special enough to read, cook, walk on its hind legs, and communicate non-verbally with a human. If you can do that, you're halfway to enjoying the movie.

But, I have to admit, it still remained creepy throughout the entire movie that a rat, no matter how unusually talented, would cook meals in a public restaurant. Most animated movies about "cute" animals usually advocate the life, rights, emotions, and natural behaviors of those animals. But, in this movie, anytime we're reminded that humans are freaked out by rats, don't like rats in kitchens, and even employ the use of traps and poisons to kill rats, I still felt compelled to side with the humans, rather than the rats--even Remy, the one who seems un-naturally humanlike. Rats carry germs and diseases no matter how smart they are. No amount of animation can make you un-realize that fact.


When it comes to "buying into" the concept, you have to go one step further still when Remy learns how to control a human's hands, arms, and legs, by pulling on the human's hair. For one thing, pulling on a person's hair does not control them like a puppet, and even if it did, that person's scalp would hurt like crazy after a day's work in a busy kitchen. It's just one more unrealistic concept, and therefore, one more reason to continually remind yourself, "It's just a cartoon. Get over it. It's just a cartoon."

In the Pixar movie Cars, it takes a few minutes to buy into the concept of a world in which humans don't exist and different forms of vehicles are the people. That's one big, overall concept. Once you accept that concept, the rest of the movie makes sense. Ratatouille, however, seems forced to explain itself as it goes and continually make excuses for why it should be okay for a rat to be in a kitchen.

While kids, who are used to watching cartoons about animals that act like people, will probably be bothered much less by rats, I would think the thick French accents, the food names and cooking terminology, and some aspects of Linguini's family history, would be a bit confusing to kids. In fact, a friend told me that his two kids did get bored at the movie. I wonder just who this movie was made for. Adults will better understand the accents and cooking content, but kids could more easily overlook the "rat problem" and just enjoy the colorful animation.


I'm probably making the movie sound worse than it is because I'm nitpicking the few small things that are wrong with it. Overall, it is still cute, funny, well-voiced, flawlessly animated, and *almost* heartfelt at times. While I would rank this at the bottom or next to bottom among Pixar's eight feature-length films, it's not like Pixar has ever made a bad film. Pixar may be the best film studio out there because they simply refuse to make a bad film. Ratatouille is another respectable Pixar installment, just not as good as their other films, especially Finding Nemo and A Bug's Life.



Fun Facts from Internet Movie Database


To find out how to animate the scene where the chef is wet, they dressed someone in a chef suit and put him in a swimming pool. That way, they could see what parts of the suit stuck to his body and which parts you could see through.

Fun Facts from Wikipedia


An aquarium of pet rats sat in a hallway for more than a year so that animators could study the movements and behaviors of rats. John Ratzenberger notes he often segued into an Italian accent.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

WAAYY Overdue Movie Review: Live Free or Die Hard

Live Free or Die Hard (Die Hard 4)




In Brief: What's Good

  • Nineteen years after the original movie (yes, 19), Bruce Willis is *still* great in the role of Detective John McClane.

  • Great action scenes.

  • Nice performance by Maggie Q as a techie/kung-fu henchman (uh, henchwoman, henchperson, Senior Hench Technician???).

  • Nice performance by Justin Long (Mac from the "I'm a Mac; I'm a PC" commercials) as a hacker turned hero sidekick.

  • Nice to see other cops and feds just accept John McClane into their operation. After three movies, McClane should not have to prove himself to anyone.


In Brief: What's Not So Good

  • As cool as some action scenes are, some are blatantly unrealistic.

  • A little too much attitude, profanity, and snarkiness from Justin Long's character in the first few minutes of the film (this problem gradually goes away as the movie progresses).


Summary:
B+ Story
B Acting
A- Directing
A- Visuals

Just when you thought Die Hard was a completed trilogy, Bruce Willis returns as NYPD Detective John McClane in a fourth installment that's the best one since the original. This time, electronic terrorism expert Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant) and his team of cohorts are breaching government computer systems, causing havoc across America and covering their tracks by assassinating hackers who helped them or may be suspected of helping them.


McClane is assigned to investigate a hacker named Matthew Farrell (Justin Long) and ends up protecting Farrell from an explosive assassination attempt and transporting him to the FBI in Washington, DC. McClane must continue to protect Farrell, track down Gabriel, and stop the U.S. power grid from falling victim to Gabriel's radical demonstration of America's lack of electronic security.

With the previous movies clearly establishing McClane's marital problems, this movie doesn't bother with an appearance by Holly McClane/Gennero. Instead, McClane's grown-up daughter Lucy is the center of John's family complications. It's rather predictable that Lucy would get mixed up in the drama, but at least the writers confirm that Lucy has some of her father's genes. She's one tough girl, definitely not a damsel in distress.


Nineteen years after the original, which centered around an elaborate vault theft in a corporate high-rise, the fourth installment gets a modern boost with a plot centered around technology and terrorism. Timothy Olyphant's character Gabriel may not be the most intimidating villain, but he's also one of the most cunning of the series, and his plans of electronic terrorism pose the most widespread threat.


Maggie Q provides much of the excitement as Gabriel's sidekick Mai Linh, who is highly skilled at both electronic security and martial arts. She serves as a thoroughly intimidating villain. I believe Richard Roeper or his guest reviewer on Ebert & Roeper even said that Maggie Q may have been better as the main villain rather than a sidekick to Olyphant.


Bruce Willis and Justin Long have good chemistry together. While John McClane is hardened and experienced at the crime-fighting stuff, his character has to learn to take on the role of bodyguard whenever it's time to let Farrell use his hacker skills. Eventually, the two of them make a good team, complementing each others talents well. The movie takes the obvious jabs at McClane for being old and at Farrell for being a computer geek, but that just makes the team-up that much more fun.


In a summer full of "threequels" (Spider-Man 3, Pirates 3, Shrek the Third, Ocean's 13, Bourne Ultimatum, Rush Hour 3, etc.), it's both surprising and reassuring to see a "fourthquel" do well and be almost as impressive as its original. Despite some stunts, gunshots, crashes, and explosions that are a bit over-the-top, Live Free or Die Hard is a fun, smart, and witty summer action flick and a respectable new installment of the Die Hard franchise.



Fun Facts from Internet Movie Database


This movie addresses an apparent continuity error in the franchise. McClane is afraid of flying in the first two films but not in the third. In the fourth, he explains that he took flying lessons to get over his fears.

Fun Facts from Wikipedia


Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears had previously auditioned unsuccessfully for the role of McClane's daughter Lucy, and at one time Paris Hilton was considered. {What were they thinking???}

Monday, September 10, 2007

WAAYY Overdue Movie Review: Transformers

Transformers




In Brief: What's Good

  • Awesome performance by Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky. (I challenge anyone to say his last name in your head without it coming out, "Lehbooooff".) He made parts of the movie watchable & redeemable (some of which would not have been too watchable otherwise).

  • Occasionally great dialogue & one-liners, mostly spoken by Sam.

  • Great to hear Optimus Prime's voice (Peter Cullen), especially in the ending monologue (which was noble & profound enough to feel out of place with the rest of the movie).

  • Surprisingly good voicing & characterization of Ratchet.

  • Respectable & underused performance by Josh Duhamel as Captain Lennox.

  • Megan Fox's assets. She's healthy. No seriously, her character also has a respectable moment of heroism in the 3rd act that makes her more than just a hot damsel in distress.

  • Loved the *vehicle* forms of all five Autobots.


In Brief: What's Annoying or Frustrating

  • Excessive amount of--and bad utilization of--shaky-cam.

  • In general, badly edited. I often felt like I was watching the middle of fight scenes but rarely seeing the beginning or end of them.

  • The look & spastic nature of Frenzy.

  • The voice & personality of Jazz.

  • Absolutely zero character development for Bonecrusher or Brawl/Devastator (the toys & publicity have him named Brawl, but in the movie, he's still called by his early-development name, Devastator). Those two literally come out of nowhere when needed for battle.

  • The unbelievably campy, and yet unfunny, characters of Agent Simmons (John Turturro) and hacker Glenn Whitman (Anthony Anderson). Those two actors (usually excellent elsewhere) did what they could with the roles, but their characters were written & directed badly.

  • I felt that Megatron's backstory should have been told as a prologue rather than a flashback.

  • The Transformers' method of space travel--and landing--seems riddled with logic flaws (no interstellar travel explained, no controlled landing velocity, lucky they didn't hit civilians upon impact, etc.).

  • The Transformers' method of taking the shapes of Earth vehicles seems *way* too quick and easy. What's from keeping any one of them from deciding to be something else in an instant. If the Autobots needed to be jets and there were jets around, they could be jets; all of a sudden, Prime and Ironhide are Aerialbots. Whaa???

  • Some aspects of the "Allspark" didn't make sense, and the parts that did make sense, I didn't like.

  • The movie makers intentionally stayed away from mass shifting for the Transformers (robots changing their size for vehicle modes). And yet, there's one element of the movie that blatantly exhibits mass shifting capability. Make up your minds.


In Brief: What's Downright Tragic or Disheartening

  • Michael Bay's directing.

  • The story. Just in general, the story.

  • With the exception of Bumblebee, the Autobots don't even seem that heroic, noble, or protective in the beginning.

  • Thanks to massive amounts of shaky-cam and Transformers having thousands of moving parts, it's hard to get a good look at them in robot mode. If I saw a red & blue blur go by, I knew it was Optimus Prime. If I saw a yellow blur go by, I knew it was Bumblebee. If I saw a grey blur go by, I knew it was either Jazz, Starscream, Megatron, or Frenzy.

  • Horrible robot mode designs for Megatron, Starscream, and Frenzy. None of the other Decepticons looked great either.

  • The fates of several Transformers are badly filmed. They're shown either too far away, too blurry, or too quick for there to be any emotional impact.



Summary:
D+ Story
B- Acting
F Directing
B- Visuals

Teenager Sam Witwicky (Shia Lebouf), in an effort to impress a girl named Mikaela (Megan Fox), buys a car. The car turns out to be a transformable alien robot named Bumblebee. Bumblebee's allies and enemies, from the planet Cybertron, are here on Earth in a race to find the much valued Allspark, a mechanical cube of un-matched power and confusing capabilities. Hackers, the military, the government, a secret agency, and even Sam's parents, all add un-needed plot complexity and help rob screen time from big fighting robots.


Michael Bay has taken a colossal crap on my childhood.

I actually walked out of the theater with the urge to smash something. If it weren't for a few redeeming qualities of the movie and a cooling off period during the end credits, I might have turned into the Incredible Hulk right there in the theater. I don't drink, but I felt like I may have needed one.

This movie confirms it. I definitely do not enjoy Michael Bay's style of directing. He seems to care more about blowing stuff up than telling a good story. Don't get me wrong, a movie about large alien robots at war should have stuff blowing up. But, there should also be a way of telling a good story and paying homage to the 1980s cartoon and toyline that "inspired" this movie. If you had to have a license or registration or certification to direct, Michael Bay should have his suspended from him long enough to have someone else direct the inevitable Transformers sequel.


Any time there was an action scene, I just kept thinking, "Please, please, please, let Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson direct Transformers 2." Upon thinking about it further, Christopher Nolan or Bryan Singer would be good too.

On the other hand, I can't blame Michael Bay entirely. The story itself is not great, and that blame goes to the writers, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman. They spent too much time on too many human-driven plotlines and didn't focus enough on the robot characters. And the robots *are* characters, not just gyrating blobs of computer graphics. I feel we could have learned more about the personalities and histories of the robot characters, but most of the Transformers received little or no character development at all. The Transformer with the most screen time, Bumblebee, doesn't even have a voice. Orci and Kurtzman are also writing the screenplay for the 2008 Star Trek "re-boot," and that scares me a little.


The worst thing about it is that I already had reservations about this movie, so I thought my opinion had nowhere to go but up. I suspected I wouldn't totally like Bay's directing style. I had skimmed the graphic novel of the movie at Barnes & Noble, so I knew I wasn't in love with the plot. I had kept up with all the press releases and internet hype, so I knew I didn't like some of the robot designs. I mean, my expectations were somewhat low, and I still walked out of the movie angry.

I was hoping it would surprise me and *at least* be in the B range of quality. Shia "Lehbooooff," Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime, the realism of the computer graphics (no matter how fast & blurry), and the hotness of Megan Fox, were the saving graces of the movie, or else I would have graded it even lower.



If you're viewing this review from my FaceBook profile and if you can't see the table below, go here for the Blogspot version.

SideNameVehicle
Mode
Robot
Mode
Perso-
nality
VoiceAve-
rage
Autobots Optimus Prime A B B A A-
Bumblebee B D B n/a C+
Ironhide A C D B B-
Ratchet A C B B B
Jazz A A F F C
Decepticons Megatron F F B B D+
Starscream A F D D D+
Blackout A C B B B
Barricade B D A B B-
Brawl A D n/a n/a C+
Bonecrusher B C n/a n/a C+
Frenzy C F F F D-
Scorponok n/a D n/a n/a D




Fun Facts from Internet Movie Database


According to the screenwriters, there was to be more dialogue between Megatron and Starscream, but most of those lines had to be cut out (leaving them in may have helped). Josh Duhamel's character Captain Lennox first appeared in the comic book, "GI Joe vs. the Transformers." In her role as Mikaela Banes, Megan Fox gained ten pounds during filming (how skinny was she to begin with???). While the screenwriters experimented with additional characters, all versions of the script included Autobots Optimus Prime & Bumblebee and Decepticons Megatron & Starscream.

Fun Facts from Wikipedia


On 30 May 2007, more than a month before the film even came out, DreamWorks greenlit two sequels. Shia Lehbooooff, Megan {"appropriately-named"} Fox, and Peter Cullen are all signed on. Director Michael Bay has not officially signed on {thank goodness}. Writers Orci & Kutzman may be too busy with the Star Trek movie. Producer Tom DeSanto has envisioned a sequel storyline with Dinobots, Constructicons, and Soundwave. If Michael Bay does return to direct {please, no}, he has an idea for a transforming aircraft carrier.

WAAYY Overdue Movie Review: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Sliver Surfer

Woops. I got WAAYY behind on blogging, in general, and movie reviewing, specifically. Sorry about that. They might all seem irrelevant by now, but I'm still going to try to review the rest of the movies I've seen this summer. Thanks to being on vacation right now, I think I'm finally able to catch up.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer




In Brief: What's Good

  • The dialogue is well-written in certain spots, with funny one-liners, especially between the Johnny Storm and Thing characters (also the greatest strength of the first movie).

  • Excellent special effects.

  • Good voicing of the Silver Surfer by Laurence Fishburne.


In Brief: What's Not So Good

  • Low on action.

  • The resolution to the climactic battle sequence seemed as vauge as it was predictable.

  • The character of Dr. Doom continues to seem mis-cast and mis-used.

  • Lackluster performances by Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba as Mr. Fantastic and The Invisible Woman.

  • Jessica Alba, in order to play a blond Sue Storm, either had her hair drastically bleached or is wearing a wig. Either way, her hair looks so fake and/or unhealthy that it's actually distracting to look at her hair during close-ups.

  • The F4's new vehicle, the Fantasticar, looks silly and impractical.


Summary:
C- Story
C+ Acting
C+ Directing
B+ Visuals

Interrupted from the wedding of Reed Richards and Sue Storm, the Fantastic Four must confront an extreme threat to the Earth. The Silver Surfer, an enigmatic being from outer space is preparing the Earth to be devoured by a colossal being named Galactus. Overwhelmed by the power of the Silver Surfer and the prepatory destruction he brings to the Earth, the F4 must work together with an unlikely ally to save mankind from extinction.

The Fantastic Four sequel is just barely better than the original, if I remember correctly. And, it's hard to remember the first one because it was so forgettable.

A lot of the negative hype on the internet was regarding the form of Galactus. In the comics, he's a giant alien with a spiky, purple helmet. In the movie, he's a giant space cloud. I've never read the F4 comics, so that didn't bother me that bad. Neither did it bother me that bad that the Silver Surfer can "phase" through solid objects in the movie, something I'm not so sure he can do in the comics.


Despite not reading the comics, the thing that bothered me more was the continued mis-use of the Dr. Doom character. I've been told that in the comics he's a megalomaniac obsessed with vanity and running his own country. I think I've also been told that he uses magic to achieve his goals. However, when bombarded with cosmic rays in the first movie, Dr. Doom gained the power to control electricity. The sequel continues this huge departure from the comics, and it still seems out of place for the character.

I felt Dr. Doom should be more of a Lex Luthor type character, someone who uses financial and/or political power to fight the good guys rather than raw force. However, with the Sliver Surfer being mysterious and silent for much of the movie and Galactus being a giant cloud, Dr. Doom was--pardon the pun--a necessary evil, as he's a more accessible and relatable villain. But, using him for that purpose made his character feel "tacked on" to a movie with an already troubled plot.

In a way, it's odd that this movie even got made. It's a barely improved sequel to the already lackluster original. It seems to serve more as a "backdoor pilot" (a term usually reserved for TV shows), for a Silver Surfer movie, but I'm not sure that character could support a theatrical release on his own either (although he will likely get a chance; see Fun Facts below). One good thing about it is that it serves as a moderately successful experiment in combining multiple superheroes into a single movie. If other Marvel characters, such as Captain America, Thor, or Ant-Man can't support movies of their own, it might be good to have an Avengers movie including five or six Marvel superheroes at one time.


I don't want to give the impression that F4: Rise of the Silver Surfer is bad. It's just not particulary good either. It's well made for what it is, but when it's over you just get an "eh, so what" feeling. It's an occasionally fun, occasionally humorous, rarely exciting summer movie that is harmless and may be geared more toward younger kids, ones still interested in superheroes but whose parents may be wary of letting their kids watch darker, more brooding superheroes like Batman. If Batman is steak, potatoes, salad, and wine, Fantastic Four is popcorn, candy, birthday cake, and Kool-Aid.



Fun Facts from Internet Movie Database


Don Payne has said that the film is based on Fantastic Four comic issues #48 and 57-60. F4:RotSS was given a PG rating, the first Marvel film to get this rating since Howard the Duck. The cameo where Stan Lee is not allowed in the wedding is in keeping with a scene from the comics in which Stan Lee and artist Jack Kirby are not allowed to the wedding.

Fun Facts from Wikipedia


The main cast, including Julian McMahon who plays Dr. Doom, has signed contracts for three pictures, so there probably be a third (and likely final) F4 movie. J. Michael Straczynski, writer of the 2007 Silver Surfer: Requiem series for Marvel {and creator of Babylon 5, the best TV show--ever}, is writing the screenplay for a Silver Surfer film.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Grammar Quiz

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.